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--Roald Dahl (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)
Just My Luck (Possible FutureJust My Luck (Possible Future by ~peetasokka
Just My Luck
Mom says there are exactly three types of guys in the world.
1. Dumb Guys:
Guys who are too caught up in their football and heavy action movies to make time for watching a chick flick with their girlfriend(s).
2. Smart Guys:
Guys who will watch a chick flick with their girlfriend(s), in a vain attempt to fathom exactly what the men in the chick flick do to turn a girl on.
3. Enlightened Guys:
Guys who understand that, no matter how hard they try, they will never amount to the perfect, beautiful men in those movies. So they merely watch the chick flick to spend time with their girlfriend(s), while taking advantage of the roman